The Blocking Assignment Hex of Bronson Kaufusi
Bronson Kaufusi · GB · TE
“The broadcast shows Kaufusi on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Kaufusi's week
- Kaufusi scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Kaufusi finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
79%POTENCY
-19.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A single Buccaneers jersey, ironically worn
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Kaufusi's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Bronson Kaufusi in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bronson Kaufusi is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bronson Kaufusi actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.