The Invisible Route Hex of Bronson Kaufusi
Bronson Kaufusi · GB · TE
“Kaufusi will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Kaufusi's week
- Kaufusi gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.
- Kaufusi is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
81%POTENCY
-11.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Kaufusi's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Bronson Kaufusi in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bronson Kaufusi is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bronson Kaufusi actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.