The Late Scratch Hex of Bronson Kaufusi
Bronson Kaufusi · GB · TE
“Kaufusi gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of BYU's biggest rival.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Kaufusi's week
- Kaufusi's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Kaufusi's stadium. Only over Kaufusi.
73%POTENCY
-12.7PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Eagles locker room
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Kaufusi's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Bronson Kaufusi in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bronson Kaufusi is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bronson Kaufusi actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.