The Late Scratch Hex of Bronson Kaufusi
Bronson Kaufusi · GB · TE
“Kaufusi gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Kaufusi's week
- Kaufusi has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.
- Kaufusi gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of BYU's biggest rival.
89%POTENCY
-10.4PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Kaufusi, Kaufusi, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Bronson Kaufusi in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bronson Kaufusi is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bronson Kaufusi actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.