The Chip-and-Release Hex of Bronson Kaufusi
Bronson Kaufusi · GB · TE
“Kaufusi tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Kaufusi's week
- Kaufusi's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Kaufusi runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
86%POTENCY
-15.9PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Kaufusi's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Bronson Kaufusi in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bronson Kaufusi is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bronson Kaufusi actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.