The Hamstring Hex of Bronson Kaufusi
Bronson Kaufusi · GB · TE
“Kaufusi catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Kaufusi's week
- Kaufusi gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of BYU's biggest rival.
- Kaufusi has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.
78%POTENCY
-12PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Kaufusi, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Bronson Kaufusi in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bronson Kaufusi is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bronson Kaufusi actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.