The Blocking Assignment Hex of Bronson Kaufusi
Bronson Kaufusi · GB · TE
“Kaufusi goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Kaufusi's week
- Kaufusi tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Kaufusi finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
90%POTENCY
-14.1PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Kaufusi drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Bronson Kaufusi in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bronson Kaufusi is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bronson Kaufusi actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.