The Chip-and-Release Hex of Bronson Kaufusi
Bronson Kaufusi · GB · TE
“Kaufusi gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of BYU's biggest rival.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Kaufusi's week
- Kaufusi catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.
- Kaufusi runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
84%POTENCY
-10.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Kaufusi, Kaufusi, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Bronson Kaufusi in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bronson Kaufusi is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bronson Kaufusi actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.