The Snap Count Hex of Bronson Kaufusi
Bronson Kaufusi · GB · TE
“Kaufusi gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of BYU's biggest rival.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Kaufusi's week
- Kaufusi gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Kaufusi's stadium. Only over Kaufusi.
76%POTENCY
-19PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Kaufusi's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Bronson Kaufusi in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bronson Kaufusi is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bronson Kaufusi actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.