The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Bronson Kaufusi
Bronson Kaufusi · GB · TE
“Kaufusi scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Kaufusi's week
- Kaufusi will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Kaufusi's stadium. Only over Kaufusi.
92%POTENCY
-16.3PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Titans locker room
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Kaufusi drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Bronson Kaufusi in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bronson Kaufusi is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bronson Kaufusi actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.