The Invisible Route Hex of Bronson Kaufusi
Bronson Kaufusi · GB · TE
“Kaufusi stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Kaufusi's week
- Kaufusi is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Kaufusi catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.
85%POTENCY
-16.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Kaufusi's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Bronson Kaufusi in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bronson Kaufusi is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bronson Kaufusi actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.