The Phantom Flag Hex of Bronson Kaufusi
Bronson Kaufusi · GB · TE
“Kaufusi sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Kaufusi's week
- Kaufusi finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Kaufusi stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.
86%POTENCY
-12.1PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Kaufusi's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Bronson Kaufusi in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bronson Kaufusi is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bronson Kaufusi actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.