The Invisible Route Hex of Bronson Kaufusi
Bronson Kaufusi · GB · TE
“Kaufusi finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Kaufusi's week
- Kaufusi gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.
- Ref: "Number Kaufusi, that's a flag." Kaufusi: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
79%POTENCY
-9.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Kaufusi drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Bronson Kaufusi in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bronson Kaufusi is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bronson Kaufusi actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.