The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Bronson Kaufusi
Bronson Kaufusi · GB · TE
“Kaufusi sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Kaufusi's week
- Kaufusi has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.
- Kaufusi is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".
82%POTENCY
-10.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Kaufusi's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Bronson Kaufusi in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bronson Kaufusi is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bronson Kaufusi actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.