The Late Scratch Hex of Bronson Kaufusi
Bronson Kaufusi · GB · TE
“Kaufusi stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Kaufusi's week
- Kaufusi goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Kaufusi spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
76%POTENCY
-12.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Kaufusi's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Bronson Kaufusi in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bronson Kaufusi is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bronson Kaufusi actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.