The Mystery Tweak Hex of Bronson Kaufusi
Bronson Kaufusi · GB · TE
“Kaufusi gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Kaufusi's week
- Kaufusi spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
- The broadcast shows Kaufusi on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
72%POTENCY
-9.1PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Kaufusi, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Bronson Kaufusi in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bronson Kaufusi is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bronson Kaufusi actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.