The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Bronson Kaufusi
Bronson Kaufusi · GB · TE
“Kaufusi gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Kaufusi's week
- Kaufusi gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of BYU's biggest rival.
- Kaufusi is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".
89%POTENCY
-11.7PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A single Jets jersey, ironically worn
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Kaufusi, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Bronson Kaufusi in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bronson Kaufusi is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bronson Kaufusi actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.