The Chip-and-Release Hex of Bronson Kaufusi
Bronson Kaufusi · GB · TE
“Kaufusi gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of BYU's biggest rival.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Kaufusi's week
- Kaufusi's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Kaufusi gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
75%POTENCY
-9.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Kaufusi drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Bronson Kaufusi in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bronson Kaufusi is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bronson Kaufusi actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.