The Mystery Tweak Hex of Bronson Kaufusi
Bronson Kaufusi · GB · TE
“Kaufusi gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Kaufusi's week
- Kaufusi is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Kaufusi spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
87%POTENCY
-19.5PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Kaufusi's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Bronson Kaufusi in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bronson Kaufusi is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bronson Kaufusi actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.