The Late Scratch Hex of Bronson Kaufusi
Bronson Kaufusi · GB · TE
“Kaufusi stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Kaufusi's week
- A mysterious flag erases Kaufusi's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Kaufusi spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
85%POTENCY
-15.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Saints locker room
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Kaufusi's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Bronson Kaufusi in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bronson Kaufusi is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bronson Kaufusi actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.