The Hamstring Hex of Bronson Kaufusi
Bronson Kaufusi · GB · TE
“Kaufusi catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Kaufusi's week
- Kaufusi sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Kaufusi will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
76%POTENCY
-12.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Seahawks locker room
- A single tear from a Commanders fan
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Kaufusi, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Bronson Kaufusi in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bronson Kaufusi is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bronson Kaufusi actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.