The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Bronson Kaufusi
Bronson Kaufusi · GB · TE
“Kaufusi is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Kaufusi's week
- Kaufusi runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
- Kaufusi stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.
91%POTENCY
-12.4PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A single Broncos jersey, ironically worn
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Kaufusi's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Bronson Kaufusi in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bronson Kaufusi is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bronson Kaufusi actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.