The Snap Count Hex of Bronson Kaufusi
Bronson Kaufusi · GB · TE
“Ref: "Number Kaufusi, that's a flag." Kaufusi: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Kaufusi's week
- Kaufusi is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Kaufusi has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.
82%POTENCY
-12.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Kaufusi's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Bronson Kaufusi in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bronson Kaufusi is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bronson Kaufusi actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.