The Phantom Flag Hex of Bronson Kaufusi
Bronson Kaufusi · GB · TE
“Kaufusi gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Kaufusi's week
- Kaufusi gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of BYU's biggest rival.
- Kaufusi stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.
88%POTENCY
-10.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Seahawks jersey, ironically worn
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Vikings locker room
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Eye of Broncos, tongue of ref,
Bring Packers down to grief,
Kaufusi scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Bronson Kaufusi in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bronson Kaufusi is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bronson Kaufusi actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.