The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Bronson Kaufusi
Bronson Kaufusi · GB · TE
“Kaufusi is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Kaufusi's week
- Kaufusi lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.
- Ref: "Number Kaufusi, that's a flag." Kaufusi: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
87%POTENCY
-19.6PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Kaufusi's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Bronson Kaufusi in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bronson Kaufusi is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bronson Kaufusi actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.