The Invisible Route Hex of Bronson Kaufusi
Bronson Kaufusi · GB · TE
“Kaufusi will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Kaufusi's week
- Kaufusi gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.
- Kaufusi tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
75%POTENCY
-17PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Kaufusi's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Bronson Kaufusi in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bronson Kaufusi is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bronson Kaufusi actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.