The Late Scratch Hex of Bronson Kaufusi
Bronson Kaufusi · GB · TE
“Kaufusi gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of BYU's biggest rival.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Kaufusi's week
- Kaufusi spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
- Kaufusi goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
75%POTENCY
-17.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Jaguars locker room
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Kaufusi's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Bronson Kaufusi in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bronson Kaufusi is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bronson Kaufusi actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.