The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Bronson Kaufusi
Bronson Kaufusi · GB · TE
“Kaufusi gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Kaufusi's week
- Ref: "Number Kaufusi, that's a flag." Kaufusi: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Kaufusi tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
72%POTENCY
-10.4PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A used challenge flag
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Eye of Chiefs, tongue of ref,
Bring Packers down to grief,
Kaufusi scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Bronson Kaufusi in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bronson Kaufusi is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bronson Kaufusi actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.