The Bad Snap Hex of Bryce Young
Bryce Young · CAR · QB
“Young gets the 3rd-and-long checkdown treatment. 2 yards. Punt. Repeat until Monday.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Young's week
- Young is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Young will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
75%POTENCY
-15.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Buccaneers locker room
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Young drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Bryce Young in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bryce Young is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bryce Young actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.