The Pick-Six Hex of Bryce Young
Bryce Young · CAR · QB
“Young tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Young's week
- Young will be pressured on 9 of 10 dropbacks. The tenth is a screen that gets blown up for a loss.
- Young will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
88%POTENCY
-12.4PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Young, Young, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Bryce Young in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bryce Young is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bryce Young actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.