The Mystery Tweak Hex of Bryce Young
Bryce Young · CAR · QB
“Young will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Young's week
- Young gets the 3rd-and-long checkdown treatment. 2 yards. Punt. Repeat until Monday.
- Young gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.
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Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Young, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Bryce Young in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bryce Young is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bryce Young actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.