The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Bryce Young
Bryce Young · CAR · QB
“The play clock hits zero on Young four separate times. Five yards. Five yards. Five yards.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Young's week
- Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For Young, the end zone is a rumor.
- Young will throw a pick-six, then a safety, then apologize to his offensive line in the post-game presser.
85%POTENCY
-13.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Young, Young, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Bryce Young in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bryce Young is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bryce Young actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.