The Pick-Six Hex of Bryce Young
Bryce Young · CAR · QB
“Young gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Young's week
- Young is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Young will throw a pick-six, then a safety, then apologize to his offensive line in the post-game presser.
82%POTENCY
-16.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Giants locker room
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Young, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Bryce Young in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bryce Young is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bryce Young actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.