The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Bryce Young
Bryce Young · CAR · QB
“Young gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Young's week
- Young is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Young will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.
79%POTENCY
-15.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A single tear from a Colts fan
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Young, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Bryce Young in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bryce Young is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bryce Young actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.