The Pick-Six Hex of Bryce Young
Bryce Young · CAR · QB
“Young leads a 14-play, 9-minute drive that ends in a field goal. Fantasy points: 1.6.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Young's week
- Young will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Young's stadium. Only over Young.
85%POTENCY
-9.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Young drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Bryce Young in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bryce Young is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bryce Young actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.