The Sideline-Scold Hex of Bryce Young
Bryce Young · CAR · QB
“Young will be pressured on 9 of 10 dropbacks. The tenth is a screen that gets blown up for a loss.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Young's week
- Young will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Young gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.
80%POTENCY
-19.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Texans locker room
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A single Commanders jersey, ironically worn
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Young, Young, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Bryce Young in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bryce Young is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bryce Young actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.