The Checkdown Hex of Bryce Young
Bryce Young · CAR · QB
“Young audibles into a play the receivers did not audible into.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Young's week
- Young will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.
- Young will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
75%POTENCY
-19.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Young's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Bryce Young in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bryce Young is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bryce Young actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.