The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Bryce Young
Bryce Young · CAR · QB
“Young is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Young's week
- The play clock hits zero on Young four separate times. Five yards. Five yards. Five yards.
- Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For Young, the end zone is a rumor.
92%POTENCY
-9.8PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A used challenge flag
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Young's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Bryce Young in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bryce Young is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bryce Young actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.