The Intentional Grounding Hex of Bryce Young
Bryce Young · CAR · QB
“Young gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Young's week
- Young is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Young will throw a pick-six, then a safety, then apologize to his offensive line in the post-game presser.
80%POTENCY
-15.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Steelers locker room
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A single Patriots jersey, ironically worn
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Young's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Bryce Young in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bryce Young is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bryce Young actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.