The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Bryce Young
Bryce Young · CAR · QB
“Young is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Young's week
- Young gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Young gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.
89%POTENCY
-15.2PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A single Cowboys jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Young, Young, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Bryce Young in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bryce Young is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bryce Young actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.