The Sideline-Scold Hex of Bryce Young
Bryce Young · CAR · QB
“Young leads a 14-play, 9-minute drive that ends in a field goal. Fantasy points: 1.6.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Young's week
- Young will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.
- Young slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.
84%POTENCY
-9.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Young's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Bryce Young in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bryce Young is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bryce Young actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.