The Intentional Grounding Hex of Bryce Young
Bryce Young · CAR · QB
“Young tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Young's week
- A mysterious flag erases Young's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Young is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
76%POTENCY
-13.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A single Cardinals jersey, ironically worn
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Young, Young, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Bryce Young in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bryce Young is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bryce Young actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.