The Bad Snap Hex of Bryce Young
Bryce Young · CAR · QB
“Young is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Young's week
- Young is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Garbage time arrives early for Young: 29 points of garbage, scored by the other team.
73%POTENCY
-19.8PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A single tear from a Buccaneers fan
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Young's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Bryce Young in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bryce Young is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bryce Young actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.