The Snap Count Hex of Bryce Young
Bryce Young · CAR · QB
“Young will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Young's week
- Young tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Young finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
90%POTENCY
-19.2PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A used challenge flag
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Young, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Bryce Young in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bryce Young is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bryce Young actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.