The Sack Spiral Hex of Bryce Young
Bryce Young · CAR · QB
“Young's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Young's week
- Young gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Young gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.
76%POTENCY
-11.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A single Broncos jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Young's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Bryce Young in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bryce Young is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bryce Young actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.