The Pick-Six Hex of Bryce Young
Bryce Young · CAR · QB
“Young's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Young's week
- Young will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Every deep ball Young throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.
90%POTENCY
-18.1PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Ravens locker room
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Young, Young, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
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- Brock Purdy
FAQ
How do I curse Bryce Young in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bryce Young is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bryce Young actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.