The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Bryce Young
Bryce Young · CAR · QB
“Young audibles into a play the receivers did not audible into.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Young's week
- Young is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Young throws a perfect spiral to a guy who is not wearing his team's jersey.
78%POTENCY
-18.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Lions jersey, ironically worn
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Young's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Bryce Young in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bryce Young is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bryce Young actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.