The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Bryce Young
Bryce Young · CAR · QB
“Young will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Young's week
- Every deep ball Young throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.
- Young throws a perfect spiral to a guy who is not wearing his team's jersey.
78%POTENCY
-9.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Jets jersey, ironically worn
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Young drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Bryce Young in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bryce Young is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bryce Young actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.