The Hamstring Hex of Bryce Young
Bryce Young · CAR · QB
“Young will throw a pick-six, then a safety, then apologize to his offensive line in the post-game presser.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Young's week
- Young finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Young gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.
76%POTENCY
-10.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A single tear from a Packers fan
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Young's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Bryce Young in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bryce Young is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bryce Young actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.