The Mystery Tweak Hex of Bryce Young
Bryce Young · CAR · QB
“Young will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Young's week
- Young will be pressured on 9 of 10 dropbacks. The tenth is a screen that gets blown up for a loss.
- A mysterious flag erases Young's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
79%POTENCY
-16.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A single Bengals jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Young drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Bryce Young in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bryce Young is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bryce Young actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.